Keith Kimmel
Thursday, November 27, 2003
A message from the original Keith Kimmel
Just so you know. My official name is Keith Sean Kimmel, this is the name I was given when I was born at a very secret location that you will never know about. Anyway, when I decided to write my first book, I chose, out of humility, to simply call myself Keith Kimmel. I figured, "hey, who needs to be all grandiose about a name?" Little did I know that some absolute FOOL, yes an angry fool (who no doubt will get even more angry when he reads this) and who (perhaps has his reasons for being angry) and (regardless of one's reasons anger is a sucker's game) see here for more. AND (no one's to say I have never been angry before) BUTTTTTT This guy probably crossed the line when he decided to make a website called F**KNationalCity.com. ORRRRR Maybe he didn't. Maybe this corporation (I'm assuming this is a corporation) really was in need of a serious ass whopping by a certain rebellious Keith Kimmel (who is not me). Maybe this corporation was run by a really Really GREEDY ball pounding loser who had it coming. (Thing is I don't know.) But, I do know that this Angry Keith Kimmel who took on this corporation is not me, although we share very similar names. In any event, (and here's the point) as a result of this Keith Kimmel's actions I have decided that my name can longer just be Keith Kimmel. It seems folks are getting me confused with him. Therefore I am now, K.S. Kimmel.
But, if you wish you can call me:
Zimmel
or
K.S.
or
K. Sean Kimmel
or
Keith
or
Keith Sean Kimmel
or even
Keith Kimmel (but . . . that's not my name no more)
peACe
update 4-9-04 :: after re-reading this manic rant i feel an explanation perhaps is in order. yes, yes, yes you can still call me Keith Kimmel. in fact that's pretty much what I'm going by now. K.S. Kimmel was nice, but, again the humility thing. Beside initials for names is so 20th century.
- kimmel
3:08 AM
Friday, November 14, 2003
To the champions of the world. The few of you who hear. Do you know where your watch is?
- kimmel
6:47 PM
Blogging
Blogging is seriously the most over-rated, hyped, up butter-ball, nuisance I ever did see. {CONTROVERSY} If ever vanity had a place HERE is where it would be. [note to self . . . link to beautiful, sexy picture of me will link to the word "HERE"]
READ.
The other option is to sit on your couch, eat pepperoni, watch k-9 boxing and sip caviar.
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"I don't get it," says the reader.
"Read on," says the blogger.
update 4-10-04 These then begin the searching moments of my epic career. work with me??
- kimmel
12:57 AM
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